Top ten reasons to love India

10. Indian food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

9. Constant repeats of 1970's era cricket on TV

8. Sensible road rules (sorry, my mistake - there aren't any road rules)

7. Reuse that old English vocabulary (dastardly, nefarious)

6. No Bush, Blair, or Howard

5. Shake head and mean yes!

4. Get to try and compare over-the-counter medications

3. Delhi smog removes plaque and tartar from teeth

2. Autorickshaw drivers are excellent conversationalists

1. Sydney traffic is FINE!